Breaking News!!

The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Whinin'. If you don't like this...suck it up buttercup! Life doesn't revolve around you!! Stolen from a friend